arcanewinter:

huntersonahotelbed:

oh my fucking god

so i’m reading this harry potter fic

and every now and then there are words like “arseented” and “marseaging” and “arseistance” and i was trying to figure out what the hell is going on

finally i got to the word “parse” and figured it out

they’re american so after they wrote it they did a find and replace to change every “ass” to “arse”

i can’t stop laughing omg

"Word has made 436 replacements."

"That sounds right."

(Source: nflstreet)

miketooch:

roidyraw:

As soon as I learned Nicki Minaj voiced Sugilite, I had to

I literally have listened to this every single time it’s been on my dash. No exaggeration.

9prodlums:

Polygons measuring spoon

9prodlums:

Polygons measuring spoon
Anonymous Asked
Questionremember back when your tumblr was super active and you did the streams ranging from horror games to voice acting homestuck comics etc, good times! Answer

octosmagiccastle:

Yeah then I got a full time job

socialismartnature:

Breaking via ABC News: UN Human Rights Council votes to open inquiry into alleged war crimes in Gaza; U.S. is the ONLY “no” vote.

That’s because the U.S. is a direct accomplice to every war crime that Israel commits.

(Source: twitter.com)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

superawkwardlesbianthings:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

superawkwardlesbianthings:

catsbeaversandducks:

Baby Ducks To Fill Your Cuteness Quota
Via BuzzFeed

I started squeaking during class DUCKS BABY BABOOOO DUCKIES!

I MUST PET AND STROKE THE BABY DUCKS :D

*hyperventilates*

Look at them
They have turned the sink into a mini swimming pool/duck pond ahhhhhhhhhhhh
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

superawkwardlesbianthings:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

superawkwardlesbianthings:

catsbeaversandducks:

Baby Ducks To Fill Your Cuteness Quota
Via BuzzFeed

I started squeaking during class DUCKS BABY BABOOOO DUCKIES!

I MUST PET AND STROKE THE BABY DUCKS :D

*hyperventilates*

Look at them
They have turned the sink into a mini swimming pool/duck pond ahhhhhhhhhhhh
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

superawkwardlesbianthings:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

superawkwardlesbianthings:

catsbeaversandducks:

Baby Ducks To Fill Your Cuteness Quota
Via BuzzFeed

I started squeaking during class DUCKS BABY BABOOOO DUCKIES!

I MUST PET AND STROKE THE BABY DUCKS :D

*hyperventilates*

Look at them
They have turned the sink into a mini swimming pool/duck pond ahhhhhhhhhhhh
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

superawkwardlesbianthings:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

superawkwardlesbianthings:

catsbeaversandducks:

Baby Ducks To Fill Your Cuteness Quota
Via BuzzFeed

I started squeaking during class DUCKS BABY BABOOOO DUCKIES!

I MUST PET AND STROKE THE BABY DUCKS :D

*hyperventilates*

Look at them
They have turned the sink into a mini swimming pool/duck pond ahhhhhhhhhhhh
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

superawkwardlesbianthings:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

superawkwardlesbianthings:

catsbeaversandducks:

Baby Ducks To Fill Your Cuteness Quota
Via BuzzFeed

I started squeaking during class DUCKS BABY BABOOOO DUCKIES!

I MUST PET AND STROKE THE BABY DUCKS :D

*hyperventilates*

Look at them
They have turned the sink into a mini swimming pool/duck pond ahhhhhhhhhhhh
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

superawkwardlesbianthings:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

superawkwardlesbianthings:

catsbeaversandducks:

Baby Ducks To Fill Your Cuteness Quota
Via BuzzFeed

I started squeaking during class DUCKS BABY BABOOOO DUCKIES!

I MUST PET AND STROKE THE BABY DUCKS :D

*hyperventilates*

Look at them
They have turned the sink into a mini swimming pool/duck pond ahhhhhhhhhhhh
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

superawkwardlesbianthings:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

superawkwardlesbianthings:

catsbeaversandducks:

Baby Ducks To Fill Your Cuteness Quota
Via BuzzFeed

I started squeaking during class DUCKS BABY BABOOOO DUCKIES!

I MUST PET AND STROKE THE BABY DUCKS :D

*hyperventilates*

Look at them
They have turned the sink into a mini swimming pool/duck pond ahhhhhhhhhhhh

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

superawkwardlesbianthings:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

superawkwardlesbianthings:

catsbeaversandducks:

Baby Ducks To Fill Your Cuteness Quota

Via BuzzFeed

I started squeaking during class DUCKS BABY BABOOOO DUCKIES!

I MUST PET AND STROKE THE BABY DUCKS :D

*hyperventilates*

Look at them

They have turned the sink into a mini swimming pool/duck pond ahhhhhhhhhhhh

q2k:

q2k:

There’s a dog at work today who is a real life deviantart oc. He’s a border collie with long blonde 90s surfer dude bangs and it’s the most amazing thing I’ve seen since I started this job.

Nature is a wonder.

image

I was being 100% serious.